Steal 30 Years of Writing Wisdom... In Seconds, with GeezerWise GPT.
Tired of AI that sounds like a polite intern?
GeezerWise GPT gives you sharp, witty, no-BS drafts that actually grab attention.
From emails to ads to blog posts... your words stop sounding bland, and start working.
GeezerWise GPT gives you sharp, witty, no-BS drafts that actually grab attention.
From emails to ads to blog posts... your words stop sounding bland, and start working.
Story time...
When AI first hit big, I treated it like a shiny new Ferrari. Parked it in my digital garage, showed it off to friends, and then… never really drove it anywhere meaningful.
Maybe you’ve done the same. You open ChatGPT, type in a prompt, and it spits back something that looks fine. But when you use it? Nobody clicks. Nobody replies. Nobody buys.
That’s not a Ferrari. That’s a scooter in a cheap paint job.
Here’s the truth nobody selling AI “shortcuts” wants to admit:
👉 Most AI content is forgettable fluff.
👉 It’s too polite, too flat, and too generic.
👉 And worst of all? It doesn’t sell.
AI is only as good as the voice and wisdom you feed it. Without that, it’s just noise.
It looks okay at first glance… but it’s flat, forgettable, and never sells.
You don’t need more words... you need words that work.
That’s when I did something different.
Instead of chasing the next shiny tool, I poured my own voice... decades of scars, sarcasm, and sales copy — into a custom GPT.
Not “Fred + AI.”
Not “AI with training wheels.”
This is GeezerWise GPT: the same wit, wisdom, and WTF my readers get in my Substack letters — now bottled into a tool you can use anytime.
Every response runs through a wisdom filter:
✅ Clarity over clutter
✅ Punch over padding
✅ Personality over plain vanilla
With GeezerWise GPT, you instantly unlock:
🚀 Fast drafts that save hours of blank-page staring
🎯 Hooks and headlines that spark clicks and replies
🗝️ Templates with teeth... no corporate snooze-fest
🔥 Sarcasm optional (but always available)
“Fred, how would you write this?”
Except you don’t have to wait for my next letter or coaching call... you get the answer instantly.
GeezerWise GPT isn’t just a tool. It’s a vault of lived experience, sarcasm, and survival strategies.
When you use it, you’re not just getting AI copy. You’re getting shortcuts from someone who’s been around the block more than once... and lived to laugh about it.
- Is this just ChatGPT with a hat on? → Nope. It’s my voice + prompts + filters.
- Do I need a paid plan to use it? → No, it runs in your free ChatGPT account.
- What if I don’t write much? → Then you’ll get better results faster when you do.
So here’s the deal:
If you’re tired of AI that sounds like a polite intern…
If you’re done settling for “content” that doesn’t connect…
If you want writing that feels alive, sharp, and a little dangerous —
👉 Fire up GeezerWise GPT.
Don’t leave the Ferrari in the garage. Drive it. Own it. Use it.
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👉 Ready to write smarter, sharper, and 10x faster?
Try GeezerWise GPT today... and finally let your words do the heavy lifting.
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This is the skeleton flow:
Grab attention with Authority + Shortcut.
Nail the pain with Results.
Differentiate with Proof-of-Wisdom.
Add benefits (Authority + Shortcut again).
Tie it into the Vault/legacy (Community).
End with a clear CTA.
🔑 Behind the Scenes: How Your GPT Gets Built
Step 1: I Build It in My Lab
I create your GPT inside my own OpenAI builder account. That’s where I tune the voice, wire in the prompts, and make sure it acts like me — witty, warm, and human.
Step 2: I Brand It for You
Your GPT gets its own name, visuals, and knowledge base. It’s polished, ready, and packaged for your business.
Step 3: I Hand You the Keys
You get a private link to your GPT. You’ll log into your own free OpenAI account, and now your GPT runs there — safe, secure, and always available.
Step 4: You Get Lifetime Updates
Every time I improve or expand this GPT, I update the master version. You’ll get instant access to the upgraded edition at no extra cost.
🥃 The GeezerWise Guarantee
I never touch your account. I just build the engine, hand you the keys, and keep it tuned up for life.
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What exactly is GeezerWiseGPT?
GeezerWiseGPT is my custom-built GPT trained to write like me — witty, warm, and human. It instantly creates emails, subject lines, funnel copy, social posts, and even helps with websites and learning new tools. It’s the same engine I use daily in my own business.
Q: Do I really own it?
Yes. I build it in my lab, then hand you the keys. You’ll run it under your own OpenAI login. It’s yours to use as a tool for your business — forever.
Q: How fast will I get it?
You’ll get instant access once you purchase. No 7–10 day wait. I keep my GPTs ready-to-go so you can start writing like me the same day.
Q: Can I sell it?
No — this version is for your personal use. (But you can use it to write unlimited emails, funnels, posts, and copy that make you money.)
Q: What if I’m not tech-savvy?
No problem. You’ll get a simple link and a quick-start guide. Click, log in, and it just works.
Q: Will it stay updated?
Yes. Every time I improve or expand GeezerWiseGPT, you get the new version free. No subscriptions, no upsells.
Q: Why only $297?
Because I wanted to give my readers a fair, no-BS entry point. The real value is over $1,300 — but this launch price makes it accessible.
Q: How do I get started?
Click the button below, grab your copy of GeezerWiseGPT, and start writing like me today.
❓ Quick Questions (Before You Scroll Away)
Q: Will this just sound like another robot?
Nope. GeezerWiseGPT is tuned to my voice — witty, warm, and human. It feels like I’m writing for you, not a machine spitting out bland text.
Q: I’m not a “tech person”… am I going to get stuck?
Not at all. You get a simple link, log in, and it just works. No installs, no coding, no hassle.
Q: Is this really worth $297?
If one email brings in a single new sale, it’s already paid for itself. And with lifetime updates included, this is the last copy tool you’ll ever need.